Once upon a time, yes this is a fairy tale, a young girl named Marry came along three upset pigs sitting on the edge of a river. Mary, at only ten years old, is the care taker of over one hundred sheep's. She never had troubles sleeping at night because she'd trained her sheep to jump over her bed. She wore a red hoodey over a white dress every day of her life. Now every Sunday Marry and her sheep would carry a basket of fresh baked goods to her grandma, who lives in the forest. On her way she came across three pigs. They were sitting in a row on the rough sand on the riverbed. They all looked the exactly same except for the colour of the shirts, the first one wore a yellow shirt, the second a blue shit, and the third a green shirt
She asked them curiously "Why are you sitting on the edge of a river with troubled frowns on your faces".
Larry, the first pig replied "Well, these big obnoxious bears blew down my house made of hay". Curley, the second pig announced "The same croaks blew down my house made of sticks".
Moe, the third pig said "I was stuck with these two living in my brick house when someone decided to try and dry their clothes in the oven!" Moe turns to Larry, "Which burnt my whole flipping house down, you idiot."
"Hey It was quicker than leaving them on the clothes line, I just shouldn't have sprayed them with that flammable detergent before I put them in. It coulda' happened to anyone", replies Larry
"Well it seems like you three are in quite a bit of trouble but I must be off to my grandma's house to deliver my secret ingredient cookies."
"Watch out for the bears" they all replied simultaneously
Marry continued on her journey down the trail when she came across a house she had never seen before. Being the curious little twerp she was she decided to knock on the door and say hello. No one answered. She noticed the door was unlocked, so why not go in. She left the sheep and the basket outside and walked in; noticing three bowls of fruit-loops sitting on a dinning room table. The house was large but everything was one room, the kitchen the dinning room and the living room. Marry is quite half-witted, she figures that she is allowed to walk into some strangers house and eat their cereal. Seeing the bowls of fruit-loops she decides to eat a bowl. The first bowl the milk was too warm, the second bowl the milk was too cold, don't ask me how milk gets too cold, and the third one was just right. She sits down and engulfs the whole bowl in about 3.6 seconds. Just as she finished sipping all the milk, three bears walk through the door! Two were massive and one was just a cub. The father bear was wearing a green and yellow striped tie the Mother bear had a flower in its hair. They all stopped and stared at Marry. The father bear screamed at Marry saying words I'm not allowed to type. The baby bear stepped in front of his father.
"Its okay dad, I got this"
The baby bear wore a back words hat and dark shades. Marry knows this bear means business. They both know what's happening. At that moment in time the three pigs and all the sheep ran in the house and formed a circle around Marry and the cub. Curley placed a boom box on the floor. "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga started to play. Moe jumped on top of the dinning room table and screamed at the top of his lungs "DANCE OFF!". Mary kicked things of my c-walking forwards and backwards across the circle. The cub answered back by doing the robot. Marry had never seen a robot that good. She didn't want this getting outta hand so she tried to finish it early. She flew on the ground and started spinning on her shoulders with her legs propelling her around, the crowed screamed. The cub replied with a one hand spin, his elbow bent at a 90 degree angle. His whole body is still but he's spinning around. The crowd is now louder than the music. Marry decides to take this to another level. She flips on her hood and starts running around the circle, she closes in to the middle. Next she places her two hands and her head on the floor. She then starts rotating her body with her hands, then she takes them away. Marry is now in a full head spin. A move of epic proportions. She kicks her legs up and lands on her feet. The cub stands their in awe, mouth wide open. The songs ends and so does the dance off. The cub had no reply. Marry stands panting "Better luck next time boy". She left the house with her sheep and the pigs following her.The sheep and the pigs were cheering.
Marry had a mission to get to grandma's and the pigs decided to join her. When they arrived at grandma's house she invited everyone in for tea. They enjoyed their fresh basket of baked goods and later fell asleep from the long day they all had.
I almost forgot one thing, and they all lived happily ever after.
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